Monday, February 8, 2010

Single and least expecting it

This post was written by guest blogger Leslie Miller

That's right ladies, the countdown has begun. We are now 5 days out from what some like to call "Singles Awareness Day." That's all that needs to be said about this topic. Moving on...

Next topic: Tasers.
Everyone girls wants them... well... maybe just my roommate. That's right, Sam is obsessed with the idea of having a taser. This girl eats, breaths, and dreams about having that gun shaped, high voltage, bring you to your knees, pee in your pants, find yourself in the fetal position crying to your mama weapon.
While some of you may be thinking "oh my, she sounds like a B.A." don't worry tucked underneath that sarcastic layer you will find nothing less than a wide smile, a big heart, and a sassiness that does not just come from anyone.

So, going full circle. Attention all you fellas!!! Need a good gift idea? Tasers all the way.

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