butter.

Today I was so excited to eat it with my roommates.I made them dinner and I put the bread and butter out and decided "yeah, i'll sit on the counter" jumped on up there and realized a littler later I had sat right down onto the half-melty stick of butter...it had been to close to the soup pot and got pretty soft. Anyways it was all over my newly bought/washed jeans. It's fine. I made my roommates laugh it was all worth it...

"man....guys, I sat on the butter!...I just washed these jeans."